Quotes tagged ‘devil’

“I was married to a Devil Dog, but he wasn't a Marine. He was more of a devil.”

— sean Grey, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“There are only three things that need to be accomplished before the Devil comes home. One of them is homosexuality being legal in countries, one of them is abortion and the other is pedophilia. Who would have thought in the 50s and 60s that those first two would be legalized?”

— Tyson Fury, mirror.co.uk

“The devil, played by Kate McKinnon, says she's 'a huge fan' of Trump lawyer Alan Dershowitz.”

— Dennis Romero, NBC News, nbcnews.com

“He calls me the devil I make him wanna sin”

— Dua Lipa, open.spotify.com

“I don't believe in all that-- devils and possession.”

— Robert King, Michelle King, Kristen Bouchard, Katja Herbers, imdb.com

“I hope the devil fucks you dry.”

— Danny McBride, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“Why is it so hard for you to believe? Is my physical existence any more improbable than your own? What about all that hoo-ha with the Devil a while ago from that movie? Nobody had any problem believing that the devil took over and existed in a little girl. All she had to do was wet the rug, throw up…”

— Larry Gelbart, God, George Burns, imdb.com

“The Devil is out of me. I feel a lot better now.”

— Ana Fabrega, Fred Armisen, Julio Torres, Tati, Ana Fabrega, imdb.com

“The only thing is The Devil, unfortunately hasn't possessed any of the orphans.”

— Fred Armisen, Ana Fabrega, Julio Torres, Father Francesco, Luis Gnecco, imdb.com

“Exorcisms are on the decline.”

— Fred Armisen, Ana Fabrega, Julio Torres, Father Francesco, Luis Gnecco, imdb.com

“That devil wants to kill my son. You going to take an ad out about killing my son.”

— Julian Breece, Ava DuVernay, Sharon Salaam, Aunjanue Ellis, imdb.com

“The devil is something we all carry in our hearts.”

— Sam Sheridan, Fauna Hodel, India Eisley, imdb.com

“It’s crazy that anyone would think I’d be in league with the Devil, because I’m terrified of all kinds of shit.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, theguardian.com

“Mark Zuckerberg: I'm not a bad guy. Marylin Delpy: I know that. When there's emotional testimony, I assume that 85% of it is exaggeration. Mark Zuckerberg: And the other fifteen? Marylin Delpy: Perjury. Creation myths need a Devil.”

— Aaron Sorkin, Mark Zuckerberg, Jesse Eisenberg, imdb.com

“Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you.”

— William Peter Blatty, Demon (voice), Mercedes McCambridge, imdb.com

“Demon: I'm not Regan. Father Karras: Well, then let's introduce ourselves. I'm Damien Karras. Demon: And I'm the Devil. Now kindly undo these straps. Father Karras: If you're the Devil, why not make the straps disappear? Demon: That's much too vulgar a display of power, Karras.”

— William Peter Blatty, Father Karras, Jason Miller, imdb.com

“Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.”

— William Peter Blatty, Demon (voice), Mercedes McCambridge, imdb.com

“Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.”

— William Peter Blatty, Demon (voice), Mercedes McCambridge, imdb.com

“There are no experts. You probably know as much about possession than most priests. Look, your daughter doesn't say she's a demon. She says she's the devil himself. And if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd know it's like saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte.”

— William Peter Blatty, Father Karras, Jason Miller, imdb.com

“Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?”

— William Peter Blatty, Demon (voice), Mercedes McCambridge, imdb.com