“Gary Walsh: What did you do? Amy Brookheimer: You know what I did? I went to bed at 7:00 p.m. Gary Walsh: Ooh. Amy Brookheimer: 7:00 p.m. on a Saturday night. Even people who are dying of malaria stay up later than that. Gary Walsh: Well, they can't sleep because they're coughing.”Tagged: early to bed, malaria
“I'm the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees!”Tagged: vice president, fuckers, motherfucking, Arrogance, Rage
“Dan Egan: Nice wheels, Mike. This new? Mike McLintock: Not quite. Like your mother, it's been previously loved and paid for by a couple of guys.”Tagged: used car, mother jokes
“You have made a fuckup the size of France and you are fucking grinning about it.”Tagged: Hyperbole examples, France, upset, Grinning
“I was married to a Devil Dog, but he wasn't a Marine. He was more of a devil.”Tagged: Devil Dog , marine, devil, Ex-Husband
“We all know the White House would work so much better if there wasn't a President, but there is, so we work around that.”Tagged: White House, President, work around
“Selina Meyer: You want me to be some sorta party puppet? You can stick your hand up my ass and work my mouth? Andrew Doyle: Yes, please! Selina Meyer: [to her staff] And what were you bobbleheads doing while I was just getting earfucked by Father Time?”Tagged: earfucked, father time, Puppet, Bobbleheads
“It's this election has just been brutal on me. My eyelids are seriously starting to look like Keith Richards's ball sack.”Tagged: Election, Brutal, Eyelids, Keith Richards, Ball Sack