“And no one knew what I was missing until a doctor gave me a handful of Lego and said to put a brick on the table every time I heard a sound.”— Raymond Antrobus, Sian Cain, theguardian.com
“Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire?”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“How are men like parking spaces? All the good ones are taken, and the ones left over are disabled.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I love her, Jerry, I really love her. I'm gonna ask her to marry me. She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being. Except for the walking.”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“I disabled my popup blocker earlier today... or as some people call it, got a divorce.”— Sovas, reddit.com
“I don't want to shock you, but selling a show about a gay disabled person is not exactly the easiest thing in Hollywood. It's extraordinarily difficult to sell a show that's not about some lovable straight white male narcissist who's living in Venice Beach who's kind of a jerk."”— Ryan O'Connell, nbcnews.com