“It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him!”— Howard Ashman, Seymour Krelborn, Rick Moranis, imdb.com
“That's the problem with a family business. Now, if one of my men defies me, puts a deal in jeopardy, I take his arm. If he talks out of turn, I take his tongue. But you, your children, your grandchildren...what are you willing to do to show us you're committed?”— Steve Blackman, Joe Bulo, Brad Garrett, imdb.com
“Postal Worker: This is highly irregular. Lorne Malvo: No, highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.”— Noah Hawley, Lorne Malvo, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com
“I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure...I'm totally lost.”— Clyde Phillips, Dexter Morgan, Michael C. Hall, imdb.com