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Brad Garrett

11 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Apr 14, 1960 · United States Of America · Male

Brad Garrett (born Brad H. Gerstenfeld; April 14, 1960) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor and professional poker player. He has appeared in numerous television and film roles. Garrett was initially successful as a stand-up comedian in the early 1980s. Taking advantage of that success in the late 1980s, Garrett began appearing in television and film, in minor and guest roles. His first major role was Robert Barone on the CBS sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond. The series debuted September 13, 1996 and ran for nine seasons. Garrett's film roles include Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998), An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000), Stuart Little 2 (2002), Finding Nemo (2003), Garfield (2004), The Pacifier (2005), Night at the Museum (2006), Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009), Tangled (2010), Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil (2011) and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016). Garrett also played the leading role of Eddie Stark on the Fox sitcom 'Til Death from 2006 to 201

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From “Ratatouille”

Remy: Gusteau's? Your restaurant? You've led me to your restaurant! Gusteau: Uh, it seems as though I have. Yes. There it is! I have led you to it!

Restaurant

[on the TV] You must be imaginative, strong-hearted. You must try things that may not work, and you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. What I say is true—anyone can cook... but only the fearless can be great.

imaginative strong-hearted Soul Limits

If you focus on what you left behind, you will never see what lies ahead!

forward Past Future

Gusteau: What do I always say? Anyone can cook! Remy: Well, yeah, anyone can, that doesn't mean that anyone should.

Cooking can should

From “The Bottle Deposit”

Here's what I wanna do. I wanna overhaul the entire engine. But it's gonna take a major commitment from you. You're gonna have to keep it under sixty miles an hour for a while. You gotta come in, and you gotta get the oil changed every thousand miles.

Automotive Car Automotive Maintenance Oil Changes

Listen, that registration may have your name on it, Jerry. But this engine's running on my sweat and my blood.

Psychotic Sweat and Blood

From “Fear and Trembling”

That's the problem with a family business. Now, if one of my men defies me, puts a deal in jeopardy, I take his arm. If he talks out of turn, I take his tongue. But you, your children, your grandchildren...what are you willing to do to show us you're committed?

family business Murder dismemberment Loyalty

From “Pilot”

Everybody loves Raymond. I go to work people shoot at me, Ray goes to work and people do the wave. Then he sits down, has a hotdog, doodles on a piece of paper and they give him a trophy.

Work upset shoot Wave Trophy

Kids today, they're treated like morons. But not you two. I would share a foxhole with both of you, and that is the highest compliment I can give you.

Moron kids Foxhole Compliment

From “I Love You”

You know that shampoo that says 'no more tears' on the bottle? There's tears.

Shampoo false advertising no more tears Tears stings

From “The Invasion”

So everybody has to do what Raymond wants, right? New sheets for Raymond! Brownies for Raymond! Can't sleep naked around Raymond

upset Frustrated Wants Needs new sheets

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