Quotes tagged ‘Disneyland’

“The defining characteristic of America is our fanaticism: We dream big, we think large, we create grandeur. We invented Hollywood, rock ’n’ roll, blue jeans, the Gold Rush, cable TV with thousands of channels, a military that is larger than those of the next ten combined, the shopping mall, and a st…”

— Elizabeth Wurtzel, amazon.com

“As pretty much anyone who has trekked to either park can attest, the key to a successful trip that the whole family will enjoy involves planning... lots and lots of planning.”

— Kate Auletta, huffpost.com

“Disneyland heard our prayers and has released details on a new Halloween party for teens and adults. Spoiler: Alcohol is involved. Wow, dreams really do come true.”

— Samantha Holender, delish.com

“I just don’t think we should let Chapman go on a ride where you end up in hell at the end, Maria.”

— Mara Wilson, mara.substack.com

“This ain’t Disneyland, this shit is the fucking Bronx. Either you be strong, or you be gone. All I find, all I keep. Either you beat the world, or you get beat.”

— Sam Bromell, Sinead Daly, Jacqui Rivera, Shaolin Fantastic, Shameik Moore, imdb.com

“[in Oakland] Shuri: When you said you'd bring me to California when I was a kid, I thought you meant Coachella, or Disneyland. Where are we? T'Challa: This is the building where our uncle lived, where our father killed him. Shuri: [sees a condemnation notice] They're tearing it down. Good. T'Challa:…”

— Joe Robert Cole, Ryan Coogler, T'Challa / Black Panther, Chadwick Boseman, imdb.com

“John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked! Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.”

— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, John Hammond, Richard Attenborough, imdb.com

“Okay, but grown-ass people getting steamed about threats to the Disneyland’s purity is hilarious. You’d think the Han Solo look-a-like serving beer were pissing on Walt’s grave.”

— Miles Klee, melmagazine.com

“Welcome to Prisneyland, Fish.”

— Paul Scheuring, Fernando Sucre, Amaury Nolasco, imdb.com

“Ghost and Tasha have everything. Taking my kid over there is like giving him a day pass to Disneyland, and then bringing him back to this? We ain't ever gonna live like that. I got to settle for her hand-me-downs. Everything I have used to be Tasha's.”

— Safia M. Dirie, LaKeisha Grant, La La Anthony, imdb.com

“I’m a bloody vampire at voodoo Disneyland. I should be their main attraction, man.”

— Gary Tieche, Cassidy, Joseph Gilgun, imdb.com

“I'll see you in Disneyland.”

— Richard Ramirez, cnn.com

“When I die I want my remains scattered at Disneyland. But I don't want to be cremated first.”

— RedditIsFantastic, reddit.com