“Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.”— Hugh Hood, books.google.com
“Stay with the beer. Beer is continuous blood, a continuous lover.”— Charles Bukowski, books.google.com
“There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.”— Bill Carter, books.google.com
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”— Tina Fey, books.google.com
“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.”— Thomas Jefferson, books.google.com
“What is civilization if it isn’t people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?”— James S.A. Corey, books.google.com
“Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.”— Mokokoma Mokhonoana, books.google.com
“Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.”— Graham Greene, books.google.com
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”— Dave Barry, books.google.com
“I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.”— Libba Bray, books.google.com
“Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”— Winston S. Churchill, books.google.com
“I go wherever the wind blows… and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”— Nicki Elson, books.google.com
“Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.”— Rafael Sabatini, books.google.com
“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”— Nora Roberts, books.google.com