Quotes tagged ‘Dyslexia’

(9 total)

“My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex. My wife insists it's dyslexia.”

“What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.”

“A dyslexic man walks into a bra.”

“If life gives you melons, you are dyslexic.”

“Why’d the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the Ws.”

“The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.”

“My psychologist told me this morning that they are working on a cure for dyslexia... It was like music to my arse...”

“Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hates gingers.”

“I was pulled over by a dyslexic cop the other day... It was really awkward when he gave me an I.U.D”