“How can you tell if an orange is male or female? If it squirts in your eye without warning it's a male. If it's bitter for no fucking reason, it's a female.”Tagged: orange, gender
“I once went to a Native American restaurant but was turned away. They told me it was reservation only.”Tagged: Native Americans, Restaurant, Reservation
“What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking.”Tagged: Woman, Pleasure, Vegetable
“My psychiatrist told me I have kleptomania. He said if I give him back his pen, he'll write me a prescription.”Tagged: Psychiatrist, Kleptomania
“I received a call from the school telling me my son is constantly lying... I said "Tell him he's a good liar. I don't have a son."”
“Two clowns are eating a cannibal... One turns to the other and says, "Um, I think we got this joke wrong."”Tagged: Clown, Cannibal, joke