“Josh: It's funny how you two became best friends. Didn't she hate you at first? Sabrina: Roxie hates everybody at first. It's her way of reaching out to people.”— Laurie Gelman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Dr. Cox: And now, a boring announcement about a pointless tradition, brought to you by an aging figurehead with a failing liver and an over-active libido. Dr. Kelso: Thank you, Perry, you anger-filled muscle-slut.”— Andy Schwartz, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“nemesis, n.: We may not always want the same things, but we never want enough opposite things to consider ourselves in opposition.”— David Levithan, twitter.com
“Have many friends in common? Avoid being sex buddies with the person. You’ll end up spending a lot of time washing dirty linen in public if the cat gets out of the bag. Worse, if you have a frenemy, you could easily be the next topic for spicy gossip.”— Party Gal, idiva.com
“Be wary of friends—they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove.”— Robert Greene, amazon.com