“Roxie: This is journalism, you write the truth and let the chips fall where they may. Sabrina: But what if the chips destroy somebody? Roxie: I think I'm beginning to understand who Sabrina Spellman is. You can't handle the truth! Sabrina: I can handle the truth. I just can't handle the guilt.”Tagged: Journalism, Truth, Guilt, Philosophical, Moral Dilemma
“Roxie: Did you put in fresh batteries? Sabrina: Yeah, I'm packing two Ds. And believe me, that's the first time I've ever said that.”Tagged: Raunchy, Irreverent, joke, Womanhood
“So what are you looking forward to most about being a Mu Pi? Doing your toenails with the other girls, or highlighting each other's hair?”Tagged: Sororities, Girly, College, Making Fun, Impersonation
“Hilda: Sabrina, I do not want a birthday party, I do not want one on the beach, I do not want one with a sneach, I do not want one up in space, I do not want one any place! Sabrina: A party in Whoville?”Tagged: Rhyme, Dr. Suess, birthday, party, Whoville
“I hate doctors! They poke you, and ask if that hurts. Of course it hurts, you just poked me!”Tagged: Relatable, doctor, medical, joke, Sassy
“Josh: It's funny how you two became best friends. Didn't she hate you at first? Sabrina: Roxie hates everybody at first. It's her way of reaching out to people.”Tagged: Friendship, Hate, Enemy, Frenemies, awkward
“Sabrina: Please, what do they have that I don't? Miles: Ten feet of legs.”Tagged: Supermodels, Insult, Sexist, Self-Confidence