“You're playin' with my head, playin' with my heart, playin' with my body, but I can't let go”— Charlotte Lawrence, open.spotify.com
“I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her. Again, that could change.”— Justin Spitzer, Ryan Howard, B.J. Novak,, imdb.com
“Maybe we weren't right together, but, it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?”— Justin Spitzer, Ryan Howard, B.J. Novak,, imdb.com
“He might even message you from time to time and say something incredibly romantic. ‘I can't stop thinking of you, I need to see you..”— Anna Bashedly, puckermob.com
“Shows up empty-handed to a BYOB gathering. But pours generously from other people’s bottles.”— Niki McGloster, elitedaily.com
“And he will never ever apologize. Even if you tell him he needs to. The mere thought of having to apologize to anyone sends him into a temper tantrum.”— Niki McGloster, elitedaily.com
“He's never initiated taking a picture with you, and he's never posted one of you guys hanging out on his social media.”— Miss Ameribetch, betches.com
“He's always texting other people when you're together, and they're def not all bros.”— Miss Ameribetch, betches.com
“When you run into other girls when you're out, he definitely doesn't introduce you as his girlfriend, and sometimes doesn't introduce you at all.”— Miss Ameribetch, betches.com
“His friends don't seem to know who you are, which means chances are slim he's raving about you to them.”— Miss Ameribetch, betches.com
“He uses phrases like, "keep me posted" and, "let's stay in touch" when you invite him to come out instead of just giving you a straight answer.”— Miss Ameribetch, betches.com
“He says things like, "we should hang" but never initiates an actual date.”— Miss Ameribetch, betches.com
“He asks you to hang out but doesn't text you to follow up, and when you ask if you're still on he's just like, "sure where should I meet you".”— Miss Ameribetch, betches.com
“He turns every conversation sexual. You can’t text him about the cereal you ate for breakfast without him asking what you’d do if he was sitting at the table next to you. Sex is always on his mind, and he’s not afraid to let you know it.”— Holly Riordan, newscult.com
“Everything this guy does, he does in the hopes of getting laid. He doesn’t know what it’s like to be nice, because every small favor he does, from buying you flowers to buying you a meal, is his way of getting you to sleep with him. News flash: You don’t buy sex (unless you’re dealing with a prostit…”— Holly Riordan, newscult.com