“That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”— Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Dale, John C. Reilly, amazon.com
“Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.”— Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Nancy, Mary Steenburgen, amazon.com
“I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.”— Melissa McCarthy, Megan, amazon.com
“I think I overcommitted with 9 [puppies] 6 is a comfortable number.”— Melissa McCarthy, Megan, amazon.com
“Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?”— Maya Rudolph, Lillian, amazon.com
“I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.”— Melissa McCarthy, Megan, amazon.com
“This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.”— Jon Hamm, Ted, amazon.com
“Annie: You read my diary? Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.”— Kristen Wiig, Rebel Wilson, Annie and Byrnn, amazon.com
“I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.”— Melissa McCarthy, Megan, amazon.com
“Helen: Why are you smiling? Annie: It's just... it's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly... and that makes me kinda happy.”— Rose Byrne, Kristen Wiig, Helen and Annie, imdb.com