“Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the…”Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
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“That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes