I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Catalog
Adam McKay
Adam McKay (born April 17, 1968) is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, comedian, and actor. McKay served as head writer for the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live for two seasons. He directed Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Step Brothers (2008), The Other Guys (2010), and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). McKay has a creative partnership with actor Will Ferrell, with whom he co-wrote all except one of these films. The Big Short (2015) was the first film McKay directed without Ferrell in the cast. Venturing into more dramatic territory, he was nominated for several awards including the Academy Award for Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay and two British Academy Film Awards, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay, with McKay and co-writer Charles Randolph winning Best Adapted Screenplay at each respective ceremony. McKay and Ferrell produced their comedy website Funny or Die through their company Gary Sanchez Productions also HBO's Eastbound & Down. 2Personal life McKay was born in 1968 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to a cocktail waitress mother and a bassist father. He was raised in Pennsylvania. He graduated from Great Valley High School in Malvern, Pennsylvania, and attended Penn State and Temple Universit
Brennan, Denise called and she said she can't spend New Year's Eve with you because she's not your girlfriend, she's your therapist.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day…
Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on.
Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the…
I'm not gonna call him Dad...Even if there's a fire!
This house is a fucking prison!
Did we just become best friends?
I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!
This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there, it's warm and it's cozy... Oh I'd just walk around with you in there and just knowing, whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch it's your hair on my vagina!
Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!
You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.