Quotes tagged ‘Game Theory’

“Jamie Randall: Hey, Lisa. Bruce Winston: Her name's not Lisa. Jamie Randall: I know. I know. But, if every time I say 'Hey, Lisa', then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, 'My name's not Lisa it's... Jennifer'... whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, 'I thought…”

— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com

“Like a woman...who will submit to the strong man rather than dominate the weakling, thus the masses love the ruler rather than the suppliant, and inwardly they are far more satisfied by a doctrine which tolerates no rival than by the grant of liberal freedom; they often feel at a loss what to do wit…”

— Adolf Hitler, amazon.com

“Dress like her dad. It releases a hormone called moan-atonin. When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it. Push her in a lake. Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt-crack is. Sing a song that you suppo…”

— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Prince of Persuasia, imdb.com

“I can always tell when a woman likes me, they always somehow let you know. With me, they could torture me, I wouldn't tell them. If anything I'd try to make them think I don't like them, then they think, ‘Oh, look at this guy, he's not even looking at me, he must have something going for him.’”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com