“I'm full of shit, okay? No I'm... I'm knowingly full of shit. Because, uh... because uh, uh... I have... I have never cared about anybody or anything in my entire life. And the thing is, everybody just kind of accepted that. Like, 'That's just Jamie.' And then you!... Jesus. You. You. You didn't see…”Tagged: Full of Shit, Need, Codependency
“Jamie Randall: Hey, Lisa. Bruce Winston: Her name's not Lisa. Jamie Randall: I know. I know. But, if every time I say 'Hey, Lisa', then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, 'My name's not Lisa it's... Jennifer'... whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, 'I thought…”Tagged: manipulation, Game Theory
“Maggie Murdock: I'm gonna need you more than you need me. Jamie Randall: That's okay. Maggie Murdock: [crying] No, it's not! It isn't fair! I have places to go! Jamie Randall: You'll go there. I just may have to carry you. Maggie Murdock: ...I can't ask you to do that. Jamie Randall: You didn't.”Tagged: Need, Love, Commitment
“Jamie Randall: [about selling Viagra] Bruce? Bruce? I want that account! Bruce Winston: Why would I give it to you? Jamie Randall: Who can sell dick drug better than me?”Tagged: Viagra, dick drugs
“I used to worry a lot about who I'd be when I grew up. You know, like how much money I'd make or, umm, like some day I'd become some big deal. Sometimes, the thing you want most doesn't happen. And sometimes, the thing you never expect does. Like giving up my job in Chicago and everything and…”Tagged: Chicago, Life Changes, The One, forever person
“Let's just say in some alternate universe, there's a couple just like us, okay? Only she's healthy and he's perfect. And their world is about how much they're going to spend on vacation or who's in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don't want to be…”Tagged: Alternate Universe, healthy, Perfect
“Sometimes the things you want the most don't happen and what you least expect happens. I don't know—you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever.”Tagged: Expectations, Surprises, romance, Falling In Love