“I wish you would stop calling me little buddy; I’m in my 40s for, crying out loud.”— Scott Spencer Gordon, Gilligan, Bob Denver, imdb.com
“ALF, if you let us get some sleep I promise you will get back to this Gilligan's Island business first thing in the morning. and maybe just maybe we will build you a little lagoon all of your own.”— Scott Spencer Gordon, Willie Tanner, Max Wright, imdb.com
“Are you kidding? why we'd be out of here in a minute if smarty pants could get off this rock.”— Scott Spencer Gordon, Skipper Jonas Grumby, Alan Hale Jr., imdb.com
“Aren't you guys happy? You are here on Gilligan’s island?”— Scott Spencer Gordon, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com