“You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!”— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Steve Martin, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com
“Trust me. I live alone in a barn with a goat named after my ex-wife.”— Justin Nowell, Rudy, Ed Begley Jr., imdb.com
“Simone Biles is the GOAT, but we knew that. She's also a pro at inventing new moves in her sport, but we knew that too. Before this weekend though, we didn't know she (or anyone, for that matter) could land one of the hardest moves in the history of gymnastics, but surprise! She did it.”— Alexandra Whittaker, Cosmopolitan, cosmopolitan.com
“Simply put, goats aren’t pets: They don’t potty train; they don’t box train; and they don’t learn to wait for you to take them on a walk.”— C. Brian Smith, melmagazine.com
“‘You know, Eric, I could have sworn I heard a goat bleating while I was working in the slype yesterday evening. ‘I expect the Dean had separated it from the sheep, ‘Eric said solemnly. ‘Isn't that what clergy are for?’”— Catherine Aird, amazon.com
“Bought a new high-end Alienware for Goat Simulator 2017. Can’t wait to play with those gigabytes of ram.”— Gamesfreak13563, reddit.com
“What kind of drug can you genetically engineer a goat to make? Am-feta-mines.”— High_Point_Genetics, reddit.com