“Trust me. I live alone in a barn with a goat named after my ex-wife.”Tagged: Trust, Goat, Barn, ex-wife
“A mother always knows when her daughter's not getting any!”Tagged: mother and daughter's relationship, Sex, Knowledge
“I got an idea. Start a fire, take the insurance money, don't look back! Arson is almost impossible to prove.”Tagged: idea, Fire, Insurance Money, Arson