“Lucky Day: [Lucky returning to group, now realizing that el Guapo and his gang, are real outlaws] It's real. Dusty Bottoms: What? Lucky Day: This is real. Ned Nederlander: You mean... Lucky Day: Yes, they are going... to kill us. [Amigos begin sobbing pathetically] Ned Nederlander: [Sobbing] What am…”Tagged: Mexico, sobbing, shooting
“Dusty Bottoms: Hey, Lucky, what are you gonna do with your share of the money? Lucky Day: [thinks] A car. A big, shiny silver car. I'll drive all over Hollywood. Show Flugleman a thing or two. What about you? Dusty Bottoms: New York. Maybe Paris. Champagne. Parties. I'll be a big shot for a while.…”Tagged: Hollywood, New York, champagne, parties
“Lucky Day: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Ned Nederlander: Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Dusty Bottoms: Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: The Three Amigos!”Tagged: Liberty, Suffering, Injustice
“Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: [singing] My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile/ Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a while?/ We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two/ Oh, Dear little Buttercup, I love you! Lucky Day: [motioning for people to join in singing] C'mon, everybody! Lucky…”Tagged: Song, Cottage, Buttercup
“Lucky Day: Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman! Ned Nederlander: [runs over to check] He's dead, all right. Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was? Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. We both fired up. [aside] It's like living with a six-year old.”Tagged: Invisible Swordsman
“You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!”Tagged: insults, Slime, Pig, Goat
“Lucky Day: Reading telegram: ‘Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco put on show, stop. The In-famous El Guapo.’ Dusty Bottoms: What does that mean, in-famous? Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El…”Tagged: Famous, infamous, Mexico
“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal…”Tagged: dangerous
“Lucky Day: Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil! El Guapo: What do you mean? Lucky Day: I don't know. Jefe: I think he means that if you... El Guapo: Shut up!”Tagged: dick, Death Threats