“Let's keep this between us: I once said this to a girl I shouldn't have slept with. And I didn't want to get the shit kicked out of me if anyone found out. That or you wake up next to someone repulsive after a night out and you just don't want your buddies finding out. It happens.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“I see you as a friend: I usually will tell a girl this when I'm not remotely attracted to her but she's still cool AF and I'd like her around.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“I don't like labels: I tell girls this when I want to keep sleeping with them but I'm also sleeping with other people too. It'll keep her around just long enough until she realizes I am an asshole.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“I don't want to hurt you: I usually say this to a girl who I know likes me a lot more than I like her. It's a subtle tactic to get her to go away without completely breaking her heart.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“One of life’s great secrets: women don’t look for handsome men, they look for men with beautiful women.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“She is trying to convince me that she never does this and is not that type of girl. It was difficult for me to understand. Her enunciation wasn’t very good with my dick in her mouth.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“I definitely will get the door, which is something I usually won't do for most people.”— Jake, glamour.com
“He finds you on social media. Now this is pretty an obvious sign of real interest. He will search for you on Facebook or other popular social media sites and leaves you a message.”— Emma Scott, medhealthdaily.com
“He always wants to hang out with you and wants to introduce you to his friends.”— Unknown, pairedlife.com
“If he avoids eye contact, positions his body away from you, doesn’t encourage conversation or volunteer anything about himself, or maintains distance from you, he’s not feeling it.”— Sabrina Alexis, anewmode.com
“He remembers everything you told him. Seriously guys aren't good at remembering details, but if he does he probably likes you.”— Akshay, lifehacks.io
“Until and unless his has a degree in flirting, it is a giant sign that the guy likes you. He wants to keep in touch with you and is, therefore, asking for your number. He asked your number = he wants you! No more questions to be asked.”— Akshay, lifehacks.io
“Endless Questions: If a guy keeps asking you questions, questions and more questions. He is probably into you. He just wants to keep the conversation going on with you.”— Akshay, lifehacks.io
“If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.”— THE EDITORS OF MEN'S HEALTH, menshealth.com
“Just because we're uncomfortable around your family, it doesn't mean we hate them. Being around the dad of the woman you're having sex with would put anyone on edge. Not looking forward to spending an entire day on point doesn't mean we don't like your family.”— Frank Kobola, cosmopolitan.com
“We know we spend our alone time doing stupid stuff, but we like stupid stuff. Much like you enjoy getting margs and guac with your girlfriends, we just like blowing off steam playing video games or watching football all Sunday.”— Frank Kobola, cosmopolitan.com
“Sometimes we act full of ourselves because we're insecure. Sure, some guys might be egocentric douchebags or complete creepers, but a lot of guys trying to hit at you in a bar are really nervous and just trying not to come off like stammering idiots. Try and let us down gently.”— Frank Kobola, cosmopolitan.com