“You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.”— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
“VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel? Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.”— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Derek Zoolander, Ben Stiller, imdb.com
“I just realized, maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in 'Hansel and Gretel'—she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.”— Terri Minsky, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com