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All Life (2)Good Looking (2)Hansel and Gretel (1)wetness (1)Bulimic (1)Eating Disorder (1)Reading (1)plan (1)Psychic (1)Correction (1)small (1)cereal (1)Career (1)Essence (1)Reflection (1)

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I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.

black lung pop ventilated

VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel? Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.

Hansel and Gretel play on words Sassy

Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid. Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!

live Mermaid Correction

Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking 'Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.'

Reflection Spoon cereal Good Looking Career

Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

balls Insult Diss

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

moisture Essence wetness beauty

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.'

Love realization Life

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Life Good Looking finding out plan

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

brothers meaningful Words usage

What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

center Ants model small learning from history

Matilda: I became... Hansel: What? Matilda: Bulimic. Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

Eating Disorder Bulimic read minds Psychic

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