“I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.”Tagged: black lung, pop, ventilated
“VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel? Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.”Tagged: Hansel and Gretel, play on words, Sassy
“Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid. Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!”Tagged: live, Mermaid, Correction
“Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking 'Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.'”Tagged: Reflection, Spoon, cereal, Good Looking, Career
“Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.”Tagged: balls, Insult, Diss
“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”Tagged: moisture, Essence, wetness, beauty
“There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.'”Tagged: Love, realization, Life
“I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”Tagged: Life, Good Looking, finding out, plan
“Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.”Tagged: brothers, meaningful, Words, usage
“What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?”Tagged: center, Ants, model, small, learning from history
“Matilda: I became... Hansel: What? Matilda: Bulimic. Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?”Tagged: Eating Disorder, Bulimic, read minds, Psychic