“Gene Cousineau: Suicide, Barry. Are you not familiar with the Japanese ritual of harakiri? Barry Berkman: The baseball announcer? Gene Cousineau: I need you out of my house.”— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, Barry Berkman, Bill Hader, imdb.com
“I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-ka…”— Laurence Marks, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com