“No, I'd rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It's why I never ask if a pool is heated.”— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com
“Salesperson: It's people like you that are the problem. Larry: No, I'm the solution! I'm the solution to the problem!”— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Burns: [sipping] Bah! Too hot! [throws it on Smithers] Smithers: Right, sir. It's... scalding me as we speak.”— Brian K. Roberts, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com