“Gus: Don't touch that, it's blood. Shawn: It's not blood. Gus: Enjoy your hepatitis.”— John J. Sakmar, Kerry Lenhart, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com
“Before broadcasting for 50-some years, I did TV, played 10 years in the big leagues, won a world championship—and played a big part in that, too, letting the Cardinals inject me with hepatitis. Takes a big man to do that.”— Bob Uecker, sports.yahoo.com