“Gus: Don't touch that, it's blood. Shawn: It's not blood. Gus: Enjoy your hepatitis.”Tagged: Blood, Sassy, Hepatitis, infection
“What are you doing? We don't know anything about delivering warthog babies.”Tagged: Warthog, babies, Delievery, Nervous
“Shawn: We find the mystery lover, we find her. Gus: Dude. Why don’t I ever get to say things like that?”Tagged: mystery lover, Mystery, Cool sayings
“Shawn: I'm Shawn Spenstar and this is my partner, Gus 'T.T' Showbiz. Gus: The extra T is for extra talent.”Tagged: Nickname, Extra, Talent
“Gus: Brazilian airport codes. How do you know that? Shawn: I lived in an airport for a month, Gus. Gus: That was Tom Hanks in The Terminal! Shawn: Same difference.”Tagged: Airport, Tom Hanks, The Terminal
“Great, now we got a mummy on the loose and the son of a bitch knows how to drive stick?”Tagged: Crime, Mummy, Driving, stolen, Stick Shift
“Nyna Clayton: You believe in karma, don't you? Shawn: Yes, but that's only because we are karma chameleons. Gus: We come and go.”Tagged: Karma, Culture Club, Karma Chameleons, come and go
“Shawn: I'm just saying, technology is way overrated. Gus: That's interesting-- just yesterday you told me you intend on having your wedding in space.”Tagged: Technology, Overrated, wedding, In space, Sassy
“Shawn: Holy crap, are you checking your email? Gus: I get productive when I'm nervous.”Tagged: emails, Work, Productivity, Nervous
“Lassiter: She's obviously meeting a new boy toy. Maybe one even younger than the last. Gus: Younger? Who do you think she's meeting with, Justin Bieber?”Tagged: Boy Toy, Younger, Meetings, Justin Bieber, Sassy
“I will eat you in manageable, bite-sized pieces.”Tagged: angry, Controlled, Bite-sixed, cautious, pieces
“[wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store] I don't know if it's this uniform, but I've never craved doughnuts before in my life.”Tagged: Police, Uniform, doughnuts, Craving
“I can't help it, Shawn, my body craves buttery goodness.”Tagged: Body, Craving, Buttery Goodness, Yummy, Bad For You
“We take our hand-held entertainment very seriously.”Tagged: Handheld, Entertainment, Technology, serious