“[Laws] prohibiting sodomy do not seem to have been enforced against consenting adults acting in private... I do not know what 'acting in private' means; surely consensual sodomy, like heterosexual intercourse, is rarely performed on stage.”— Antonin Scalia, oyez.org
“I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, ‘That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.’”— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“What does every heterosexual man realize ten years into marriage? Why ’gay’ also means happy.”— Unknown, tcat.tc