Marcus Aurelius: When I die, you’re going to be sole emperor of Rome. Commodus: I’m not ready. Marcus Aurelius: Well you’ll have to be, because even when you’ve taken the throne, they’ll come for you.
— Stephen David, Zachary Herrmann, Tim W. Kelly, Claire Lawton, Richard Lopez, Jeremiah Murphy, Jordan Rosenblum, Peter Sherman, Marcus Aurelius, John Bach, imdb.com
Ulysses S. Grant? Yes, queen. I know.
Make history or be a part of it.
Our breakup broke the record for the most mutual parting of ways in history. Here’s the text-message conversation: Me: Hey . . . should we break up? Canadian: Ya probably. Me: Ok. Canadian: Did you watch Hoarders last night? Me: Ya! I can’t believe that woman ate her dead dog thinking it was jerky.…
The women, I conjecture, were called doves by the Dodonaeans, because they were barbarians, and they seemed to chatter like birds; but after a time, when the woman spoke intelligibly to them, they presently reported that the dove had spoken with a human voice; for as long as she used a barbarous lan…
They made it plain to everyone, however, and above all to the king himself, that although he had plenty of troops, he did not have many men
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