Quotes tagged ‘Honeymoon’

“Remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on our honeymoon? Hawaii, Acapulco? Did flying have anything to do with the fact you chose Gary, Indiana?”

— Lorenzo Music, Robert Hartley, Bob Newhart, imdb.com

“Phyllis: Believe it or not, I too once had a feeling of inadequacy. Rhoda: Oh, no. We're not going to hear about your honeymoon again, are we?”

— Susan Silver, Phyllis Lindstrom, Cloris Leachman, imdb.com

“Carla: I'm just saying, the only time you guys haven't been together was our honeymoon. [Turk and J.D. exchange guilty looks] Turk: Fine. Honey, uh, J.D. and I were together during our honeymoon. He flew in and stayed in the bungalow by the pool. J.D.: He forgot his favorite lotion! Was I supposed t…”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

“This is ether a day for writing, the early stages of a honeymoon, or fifteen grams of opium. It’s raining, a very pretty rain, not the spasmodic kind that we get in California but a long steady one, the kind they show in the newsreels with the natives sitting on the rooftops with their cattle, wives…”

— Groucho Marx, amazon.com

“whoever I marry has to be cool with the fact that we're gonna spend our honeymoon in bushwick”

— nic brodine, twitter.com