“When you're single in college you don't care who gets married. Now, I can't stand to see a girl walk down the aisle in a movie!”Tagged: Single, College, Marriage, Envy
“Word to the wise, Mary. The best kind of reunion is one where you don't know anyone.”Tagged: word to the wise, Reunion, antisocial
“Phyllis: Believe it or not, I too once had a feeling of inadequacy. Rhoda: Oh, no. We're not going to hear about your honeymoon again, are we?”Tagged: Inadequacy, Honeymoon, insults
“[on air] I've just been handed a bulletin. [reading in announcer's voice] You've got something between your teeth.”Tagged: bulletin, embarrassing, Hubris
“Phyllis: [to Mary and Rhoda] I thought I'd see how you swingin' singles spend your evenings! Rhoda: They're not much different than yours. We sit around at night wondering what it'd be like to have a happy marriage.”Tagged: swinging singles, Marriage, Envy
“Mary: Why are you smiling at me? Lou: Because you just reaffirmed my faith in human nature. Mary: You mean what I did wasn't rotten? Lou: Oh, no, that was rotten all right. It's just nice to know that everyone's rotten. Up to now, I thought you were one of the few holdouts.”Tagged: smiling, Rotten, human natgure