Quotes tagged ‘insults’

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“Stop worrying about growing old. And think about growing up.”

“You talk too damn much and too damn much of it is about you.”

“He would make a lovely corpse.”

“You’re not worth the trouble it’d take to hit you. You’re not worth the powder it’d take to blow you up.”

“I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.”

“He is simply a hole in the air.”

“If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.”

“I might be old and ugly now, but you started that way.”

“You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.”

“If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?”

“Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.”

“You'd have to take your shoes and breeches off to count to twenty-one!”

“Better to have been a dickhead and seen it, than be a cunt all your life and not know it.”

“I'm going to shit in your lungs for this.”

“You blithering idiot! You festering gumboil! You fleabitten fungus! You bursting blister! You moth-eaten maggot!”

“My dear, I don’t give a damn.”

“Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?”

“He's a pig and I don't allow livestock in the house.”

“If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.”

“The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”