Quotes tagged ‘insults’

“Uh-oh. It’s Mr. Laughs.”

— Pat Proft, Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Rick Gassko, Tom Hanks, imdb.com

“Foster: Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I’m an idiot. Mac: That’s true.”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com

“You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!”

— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Steve Martin, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com

“Max Goldman: Good morning, dickhead. John Gustafson: Hello, moron.”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Mark Steven Johnson, Max Goldman, Walter Matthau, imdb.com

“Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow.”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Mark Steven Johnson, Max Goldman, Walter Matthau, imdb.com

“Shower of shites!”

— Lisa McGee, Granda Joe, Ian McElhinney, imdb.com

“You're, like, half a retard. You dropped out of school at 20, and now you're a gangster. What are you, like, fucking Tony Montana? What's the plan? Hmm? You gonna be living in a mansion, fuckin' pet tigers and shit? Go fuck yourself.”

— Jennifer Morrison, Sam Levinson, Augustine Frizzell, Pippa Bianco, Nate Jacobs, Jacob Elordi, imdb.com

“I tell them you say they no good fighters...and that their mothers have sex with mules.”

— Glenn A. Bruce, Mark DiSalle, Jean Claude Van Damme, Xian Chow, Dennis Chan, imdb.com

“If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me.”

— Alice Roosevelt, content.time.com

“You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fuckin…”

— David Mamet, Ricky Roma, Al Pacino, imdb.com

“Charlene Duggs: [In a snit over breaking up] Now don't go tellin' all the boys how hot I was. Sonny Crawford: [Sadly] You wasn't that hot.”

— Larry Mcmurtry, Peter Bogdanovich, Charlene Duggs, Sharon Ullrick, imdb.com

“Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!”

— Stanley Kubrick, Alexander DeLarge, Malcolm McDowell, imdb.com

“Ratso Rizzo: You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso. I mean, it just so happens that in my own place my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo. Joe Buck: Well, I can't say all that. Ratso Rizzo: Rico, then.”

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.”

— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, imdb.com

“Get a friend, loser.”

— Lester Lewis, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“Donkey: Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad'll give you back your swamp, which you only don't have 'cause he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Is that about right? Shrek: You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shou…”

— Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Ted Elliott, Roger S.H. Schulman, Donkey (voice), Eddie Murphy, imdb.com

“Donkey: [looks at a hovel] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that? Shrek: That, would be my home. Donkey: Oh...and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.”

— Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Ted Elliott, Roger S.H. Schulman, Donkey (voice), Eddie Murphy, imdb.com

“Donkey: Hi, Princess! Princess Fiona: It talks! Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”

— Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Ted Elliott, Roger S.H. Schulman, Donkey (voice), Eddie Murphy, imdb.com

“3PO. You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us. [to Chewbacca] Right?”

— Lawrence Kasdan, George Lucas, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, imdb.com

“Kara Milovy: You dumb, stupid, stubborn, zadnyaya chast' loshadi! James Bond: What's that supposed to mean? Kara Milovy: Back end of horse! James Bond: Are you calling me a horse's arse?”

— Richard Maibaum, Michael G. Wilson, James Bond, Timothy Dalton, imdb.com