Quotes tagged ‘insults’

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“Shall I show him in or tell him to go find a short and unpleasant route to hell?”

“The only honest things I can say to you are insults.”

“You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”

“You speak an infinite deal of nothing.”

“You are the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.”

“She is nuttier than squirrel poo.”

“Eat my shit.”

“Some people are easier to love when you don’t have to be around them.”

“Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?”

“I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement.”

“I'm allergic to stupidity.”

“Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”

“He's not human; he's an empty space disguised as a human.”

“I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”

“If you will forgive me for being personal -- I do not like your face.”

“To describe the young haremaid's singing voice as akin to a frog trapped beneath a hot stone would have been a great insult to both frog and stone.”

“You don’t look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, and you remind me of him.”

“You guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

“Are you in great physical pain, or is that your thinking expression?”