“Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.”— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Teddy: You know that boat that I've been fixing up? Linda: Yoooou've mentioned it. Teddy: Well, I finally got her shipshape, and I thought it'd be fun to take you all out. Louise: Kill us? Teddy: No, take you out for a boat ride.”— Dan Fybel, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com
“He goes to his friend’s wedding… without you. He goes to his Grandma’s birthday party… without you. He goes to work functions… without you. If you are new in this relationship, it might be excusable, but after a few months there is no excuse worthy anymore. He’s using you for something. If he was in…”— Christy Rasmussen, herinterest.com