“[prank calling] Fredericks? You're a turd. A stinky f-fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts. You love patting boys' butts. Butt...you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser... and a stinky...t-turd! [hangs up]”
— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com