Quotes tagged ‘Kickass’

“[laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...”

— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, Dr. Lexus, Justin Long, imdb.com

“Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.”

— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, Dr. Lexus, Justin Long, imdb.com

“Kyle: Well, that whole experience sure sucked. Stan: Yeah, I'm sure glad it's over. Kyle: But you know, I've learned something today. I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power, always end up dead. Cartman: Yeah, and I've learned something too. Robert Smith kicks ass!”

— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“I don't call myself a feminist, but I'm married to a very strong woman. Women have been kicking ass for so long. I dated a girl who called herself a feminist and we didn't always get along, so I think I associate the term with a bad relationship I was in, but maybe I should learn more about it.”

— Chris Pratt, thedebrief.co.uk

“I am your flesh-and-blood brother, OK? I'm the only one who can legitimately kick your ass in real time.”

— Ben Edlund, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com