“You're in trouble, Kramer. I shouldn't even be talking to you, but I'm telling you as a friend. Here's how it's going to happen: You may be walking. Maybe on a crisp, autumn day just like today. When a mail truck will slow beside you and a door will open, and a mailman you know, maybe even trust, wi…”— Spike Feresten, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com
“It can never be erased. It'll follow us wherever we go for the rest of our lives. I'll never be able to get a job. I mean, doesn't that concern you? Everything I've worked for...down the drain because of one stupid mistake. I mean, aren't we entitled to make one mistake in our lives, Jerry?”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Well, look at it this way. We drop the dog off in front of somebody's house in the country. They find it and adopt it. Now the dog is prancing in the fields. Dancing and prancing. Fresh air. Dandelions. We're doing this dog a real favor.”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Kids today are way too expensive. Now days they want iPads and PlayStations. They used to just get in the van if you offered them candy.”— KUFanboy1225, reddit.com