“No, Monkey! That's not candy! That's boiling lava!”— Jason Butler Rote, Genndy Tartakovsky, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com
“Barbrady: Okay people, listen up. As we near the top of the mountain, the chances of our encountering some lava becomes great. Therefore, I have special ordered this training film to assist us in volcano safety. Mr. Garrison, if you would, please? [Garrison turns on the movie projector to watch a 19…”— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com
“If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.”— Jack Handey, amazon.com