““At one point I had about 80 million or 50 million in cash. That’s all gone... I don’t have any money.””— Tom Girardi, latimes.com
“I sent one e-mail in my life. I sent it to Jeff Raikes at Microsoft, and it ended up in court in Minneapolis, so I am one for one.”— Warren Buffett, cnn.com
“Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he’ll be nothing more than a shrunken head.”— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jackie Chiles, Phil Morris, imdb.com
“Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.”— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jackie Chiles, Phil Morris, imdb.com
“You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If you’re gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.”— Larry David, Jackie Chiles, Phil Morris, imdb.com
“Yeah, that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.”— Larry David, Jackie Chiles, Phil Morris, imdb.com
“A man lost his luggage in an airport , so he sued the airport... Needless to say, he lost the case.”— ntvirus, reddit.com
“I'm sick and tired of a lot of the well-meaning, liberal and left-wing – usually white – men who decide I am saying what they don't agree with, don't allow for me to say about my own community, my own religious heritage, and as a result have listed me as an anti-Muslim extremist. So I am going to ta…”— Maajid Nawaz, ijr.com
“Freedom of expression will always be more popular in principle than in practice. We want to be free to express ourselves, but are less enthusiastic when that freedom is exercised by others with whom we disagree. Nobody likes a critic.”— Nick Denton, gawker.com