“The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Henry: Actually I'm going on a trip in a little while to study undersea Pacific walrus behaviors. Doug: Thounds kind of fruity. Henry: Thank you. Doug: How long'th it going to take? Henry: Uh... about a year. Doug: I gueth you won't mith days like thith. Henry: Well, maybe days like this don't have…”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Doug: [gives Henry a box] Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip. Henry: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right. Doug: I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it? Henry: Um, I guess. [Doug grabs the box] Marlin: Doug!”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Lucy: Did Alicia marry that guy? Marlin: yea. Henry: Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest? Doug: I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst. Lucy: [to Henry] Did we have sex? [Marlin and Doug look at Henry] Henry: No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows. [Marlin and Doug turn away] We want…”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com