“New York's trains are supposed to include wider doors to reduce boarding time, plus chargers and wifi to feed our screen addictions. One obvious downside: no longer will the (not quite) empty subway car during rush hour serve as a warning sign to steer clear and rush to the next car. Under the new r…”— Nathan Tempey, gothamist.com
“Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!”— Donald Trump, twitter.com
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”— Donald Trump, twitter.com
“It’s an amazing thing when you think—you know, where they can, out of nowhere, out of the wind, they make energy.”— Donald Trump, huffingtonpost.com
“I don’t know why I bring out this craziness in women, but somehow I do, and it’s not always pretty.”— Donald Trump, vox.com
“ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats ‘whiskers.’ that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg.”— hatchibomitar, hatchibomitar.tumblr.com
“I wish George Washington could visit our time and punch Donald Trump in the face.”— Anonymous, history-jokes.tumblr.com
“We collected CDs assiduously, only to replace them ten or fifteen years later with limitless discographies we could toss in our pockets.”— Patrick Hipp, medium.com
“Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother.”— Anonymous, emperorroxanna.tumblr.com
“We are not on Facebook, where things are complicated. We are married or divorced but not something in between.”— Xavier Bettel, rt.com
“The big mistakes were the adoption of the euro without careful thought about how a single currency would work without a unified government; the disastrous framing of the euro crisis as a morality play brought on by irresponsible southerners; the establishment of free labor mobility among culturally…”— Paul Krugman, krugman.blogs.nytimes.com
“It seems clear that the European project – the whole effort to promote peace and growing political union through economic integration – is in deep, deep trouble.”— Paul Krugman, krugman.blogs.nytimes.com
“Well, that was pretty awesome – and I mean that in the worst way. A number of people deserve vast condemnation here, from David Cameron, who may go down in history as the man who risked wrecking Europe and his own nation for the sake of a momentary political advantage, to the seriously evil editors…”— Paul Krugman, krugman.blogs.nytimes.com
“‘This is a dark day,’ he said. ‘But I hold out hope that, come November, Americans could become dumber than us once more.”— Andy Borowitz, newyorker.com
“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.”— Donald Trump, nytimes.com