“On a pleasant summer day in 2001, my 9-year-old fingers were wrapped around my grape-colored Game Boy Color, and I was inside, pouring hour after hour into Pokémon Gold.”— Derrick Rossignol, thecycle.media
“Luckily there are a few traits that are readily apparent in people to avoid. There’s the obvious types we should look out for people who can’t even format a paragraph or are shouting in their original posts.”— Garreth Dottin, medium.com
“Serenity and Rose Quartz sound like perfumes from a Parisian boutique, but they’re actually just the names of Pantone’s lame ass colors of the year.”— Steven Markow, medium.com
“Let me tell you about this business,” Adam Vega, a thickly muscled, heavily tattooed Mister Softee man who works the upper reaches of the Upper East Side and East Harlem, said on Wednesday. “Every truck has a bat inside.”— Andy Newman and Emily S. Rueb, Adam Vega, nytimes.com
“'I’m not a feminist. I love men.' are two sentences as unrelated as 'I’m not an accountant. I love archeology.'”— Erin Gloria Ryan, twitter.com
“Looking back, we chuckle. We’re glad the Internet Wayback Machine hasn’t exposed the Angelfire or Geocities webpages of our past.”— Jason Winter, blog.invisionapp.com