“You don't know how long I've waited for you.”— Melissa Rosenberg, Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson, imdb.com
“Detective Marcus Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know. Sherlock Holmes: A pig's orgasm lasts up to thirty minutes.”— Peter Blake, Sherlock Holmes, Jonny Lee Miller, imdb.com
“What did the Polish man give to his wife that was long and hard? His last name.”— Nerdowell, reddit.com