“Louis C.K. was a very good friend of mine before he died in that terrible masturbation accident. And it was his room. You read the story. He was masturbating in his own room. That’s where you supposed to masturbate. Then he said, 'Hey, everybody, I’m gonna pull my dick out.' Nobody ran for the door…”— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com
“She delivers the kind of crass parenthood comedy that comics like C.K. made famous, but doesn't have a section in her Wikipedia titled 'sexual misconduct revelations.'”— Nicole Clark, vice.com
“Either he is completely oblivious (which means his “long time to listen” has not nearly been long enough) or he is smirking and rolling his eyes after waiting in a time-out for as long as seemed necessary from a PR standpoint.”— Dana Schwartz, ew.com
“And that voting for Trump is a way of saying ‘fuck it. Fuck them all’. I really get it. It’s a version of national Suicide. Or it’s like a big hit off of a crack pipe. Somehow we can’t help it. Or we know that if we vote for Trump our phones will be a reliable source of dopamine for the next four ye…”— Louis C.K., variety.com