“Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive... bang! He moves right in. Johnyy: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant.”— Doug Ellin, Cliff Dorfman, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.com
“If he's having trouble getting a firm erection, rub a small amount of oil or lubricant onto your palms and put one hand firmly around the base of his penis. Work the other hand from the base up to the head in a circular, twisting motion, as if you were following a winding staircase up his appendage.…”— Susan Crain Bakos, redbookmag.com