“Bob: Tina, you have the fullest head of hair in the family. I would kill for that hairline. Tina: I believe you would!”— Jon Schroeder, imdb.com
“All you people with hair think you're so damn superior! You have no idea what it's like. You ever look down in the bottom of your tub and see a fist fulla hair? How'd you like to start your day with that?”— Peter Mehlman, Toupee Salesman, Basil Hoffman, imdb.com