“Why? That little guy, man. In one year, that little guy has brought about a miracle.”— Jim Brown, successories.com
“A man goes to the doctor Doctor: There are some bad news, you are going to die soon. Man: Tell me doctor, how much time I have left Doctor: Ten Man: Ten what, days, months, years? Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...”— simple-reddit-user, reddit.com
“The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he’s a vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina.”— NonpoliticalNinjutsu, reddit.com
“Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day Give a fish a man and he'll eat for a month”— Waljar, reddit.com
“When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way.”— Jean Harlow, imdb.com
“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”— Brigham Young, goodreads.com
“Neither yet can you be able to prove, that we either by word or writing have affirmed, that the principal end of any man’s creation was perpetual pain.”— John Knox, amazon.com
“Do you know why it takes one sperm out of a million to fertilize one egg? Because no man will stop and ask for directions...”— chadywacker, reddit.com
“My girlfriend's dad is so religious, he won't let us sleep together... Which is a shame, because he's a really attractive man.”— madazzahatter, reddit.com
“The community of man should be treated in the same way you would treat your community of brothers or fellow citizens.”— Pierre Trudeau, en.wikiquote.org
“A man who tries to please all men by weakening his position or compromising his beliefs, in the end has neither position nor beliefs.”— Pierre Trudeau, ebay.com
“A man cannot understand the art he is studying if he only looks for the end result without taking the time to delve deeply into the reasoning of the study.”— Miyamoto Musashi, goodreads.com
“It is so small a thing, the life of a man, and yet there is time to do great things, fragments of a common task.”— Paul Gaugin, amazon.com
“A man was sitting on a park bench eating a hot dog. A woman with a small dog walked up to sit in another bench across from the man. Almost immediately, the little dog began barking incessantly at the man while he ate. The man asked "Would you mind if I throw him a bit?" "Not at all," the woman repli…”— nyquill81, reddit.com
“Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy.”— Jacques Cousteau, amazon.com