“Intimacy is like putting your wiener on a table and having someone say ‘That looks like a penis... only smaller.’”— Mike Myers, Graham Gordy, Guru Pitka, Mike Myers, imdb.com
“No guy will ever admit to having a small penis. I just went on the record. I might be one of the smallest guys in the world. I had a trip to the doctor when I had an anal fissure. My asshole was a mess. I’m lying there on this doctor’s table, and my penis, I mean, it was inside itself, like a turtle…”— Howard Stern, rollingstone.com
“I have equipped you with a mechanical voice box that will disguise your voice and make you sound like a man. I've also given you a micropenis, like most Chicago men.”— Judah Miller, Roger (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis.”— Edithe Swensen, Piper Halliwell, Holly Marie Combs, imdb.com